Grammer lessons!

First lesson:
COMMAS

When at the dinner table:
We don't really want to resort to cannibalism, now do we, children?

Good one to remember!

Next grammar lesson tomorrow!

.the grammer this fucK
wHo needs; it anyway.!?

if you post something stupid tomarrow imma delete this faster then you can thomas

You don't have a right to delete it... You don't get to randomly choose what gets deleted...

no im fuckin wit you

...I can't even understand what you're saying...

This is why we need these lessons. :D

HELL YES!

Better, better...

Gr4mm4rs for n00bz 5p34k w17h s3m1 1337

Completely wrong!

7h475 y u f411

Lesson 2:
Leet is NOT neat

Leet obstructs your ability to type by making it take two or three times longer. Also, it makes people think you're either 9 years old or a f*cking retard.

Which would you prefer to read?

y0(_) [@11 7#@7 @ |3@|2|2&1 |2011? ||-|!$ !$ @ |=|_|(|\(!|\|6 8@|2|2&1 |2()11!

or

Is that what you would consider a barrel roll, sir or madam? I believe you are mistaken- this is what you might consider a barrel roll.

01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01101110 00101110

01000100-01001111-01001110-01010100=01010100-01011001-01010000-01000101=01001001-01001110=01000010-01001001-01001110-01000001-01010010-01011001

D:<

Lesson 3:
Punctuation and spelling!
Today's lesson was inspired by one of our team members. Today, he said:

"Thank you Travis, now here at Venn co we pride ourselves with a rich history of work. We have been around for a long time and have been behind such things as the hindenberg. The failure was not our fault. that has to do with our founders who belive it or not are....." Dante was interuppted by a siren and a new image flashed on the wall "Oh? not good suppose Travis?

I don't know about you, but that sentence was extremely confusing. Let's add some punctuation and see how that works out...

"Thank you Travis; now here at Venn Co, we pride ourselves with a rich history of work. We have been around for a long time and have been behind such things as the Hindenburg. The failure was not our fault; that has to do with our founders, who, believe it or not are....." Dante was interrupted by a siren, and a new image flashed on the wall. "Oh? not good, I suppose, Travis?"

Everything in bold was corrected.

There, now isn't that better?

Forgot one

Nice

Which did I forget?

Capital after "Oh?"

Fix'd.

FML

Agreed. :D

SuperPotato wrote:Lesson 3:
Punctuation and spelling!
Today's lesson was inspired by one of our team members. Today, he said:

"Thank you Travis, now here at Venn co we pride ourselves with a rich history of work. We have been around for a long time and have been behind such things as the hindenburg. The failure was not our fault. that has to do with our founders who beleive it or not are....." Dante was interupted by a siren and a new image flashed on the wall "Oh? not good suppose Travis?

I don't know about you, but that sentence was extremely confusing. Let's add some punctuation and see how that works out...

"Thank you Travis; now here at Venn Co. we pride ourselves with a rich history of work. We have been around for a long time and have been behind such things as the Hindenburg. The failure was not our fault; that has to do with our founders, who, believe it or not are..." Dante was interrupted by a siren, and a new image flashed on the wall. "Oh? Not good, I suppose, Travis?"

Everything in bold was corrected.

There, now isn't that better?

Everything in red was corrected, proper period trails only go 3 dots long, and abbreviations are always ended with a period. Not a comma, and you missed a capitalization.
I grammar can, ass in the pain is it.